🎶Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night🎶

*15 years later*

"Why do you hate Christmas?"

"There was this whole thing with my neighbour in a Santa suit. Dad walked into the living room. That was when they got divorced."

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