I don't believe it.
I've got a *date* this afternoon (first time in ages). Overnight, a big, red protuberance has developed on my nose.
The gods of chance are having fun with me.
@fitheach Trust the darned spot to appear now! I'm sure it won't affect your date at all.
Enjoy your evening 😄
@athairbirb I haven't had a spot in years. Why now?
All I need now is to cut myself when shaving.
@fitheach @athairbirb You've upset a Bard, it would seem
@seachaint I upset people all the time, nothing new there. 😃
@fitheach the spots just know when a moment like that is coming and take their chance to surface
@athairbirbThat explains it.
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