Dear Scots: please hurry up and get your independence from England so I can emigrate before the Boogaloo kicks off in earnest here in the US.

One woman's search for the much-maligned deep fried Mars Bar in Glasgow glasgowlive.co.uk/whats-on/foo

These kinds of things really exist in the US (deep fried Snickers and Oreos), but basically only at state fairs, as a novelty.

Tired: Scotland leaving the UK

Wired: Scotland running the UK

Inspired: Kicking England out of the UK

Overheard in Tesco: "Gonnae no staun sae close tae me, big man? A'm tryin tae dae that fuckin social distancin."

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Honestly yet another reason I wish I could move to Scotland.

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**gabriel**, @Gabby8867

Seen a group of Chinese students kidding on to be pure coughing as people were walking by at Glasgow uni today n it's the only bit of decent patter I've seen in the place in three weeks since having to take a class there.

1. I’ve had a chance to check in with sources, including two US officials who had intelligence briefings after the strike on Suleimani. Here is what I’ve learned. According to them, the evidence suggesting there was to be an imminent attack on American targets is “razor thin”

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war isn't a video game

I’ve been to war, twice. Iraq in ‘09 and Afghanistan in 2011. I am just a fucking ER doc. But it was there, in the deserts far,far from home, that I made my bones as a newly board certified ER doc. It is around that time, I think that I lost my capacity to feel joy.

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