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[tearfully] are you calling my life crisis mid???

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amab? afab??? nah mate i’m ahab. where the FUCK is that whale

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oh you like hunter x hunter? maybe you should hunter x hunt for a job instead

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oh you like yu yu hakusho? maybe yu yu should go out & get some bitches instead

what’s shadow banning anyway? isn’t that from yugi-oh??

[stares out the window pensively] when will my ability to focus return from the war?

born too late to be a trophy wife
too early for fully automated gay space communism

but just in time 2 be a girlboss 😞

YOLO? god i hope so, i don’t want to do this shit again

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do you guys think people from the 1800s or whatever got turnt to beethoven

i love lying so much but i’d probably fail a polygraph test because it’d get me all hot & bothered

preparing to cast a spell by pushing my big starry wizard sleeves up, revealing my absolutely jacked arms & sick tattoos

can you guys please stop taking anything here seriously like my bio literally says “shitposting”

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@notapostie
In Icelandic, another real language, it's ríða í eldhúsinu, yep, riding in the firehouse.

wow! just learned “he is a loser” in dutch is “hij is een cryptobro”. amazing

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@notapostie wait til you see what they call animal breeding

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“spank me, daddy” is “geef me een klap, papa” i’m HOWLING

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