barry (63) @notapostie@mastodon.scot
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[tearfully] are you calling my life crisis mid???
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amab? afab??? nah mate i’m ahab. where the FUCK is that whale
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why does this dracula guy keep emailing me
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oh you like hunter x hunter? maybe you should hunter x hunt for a job instead
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oh you like yu yu hakusho? maybe yu yu should go out & get some bitches instead
what’s shadow banning anyway? isn’t that from yugi-oh??
[stares out the window pensively] when will my ability to focus return from the war?
born too late to be a trophy wife
too early for fully automated gay space communism
but just in time 2 be a girlboss 😞
YOLO? god i hope so, i don’t want to do this shit again
do you guys think people from the 1800s or whatever got turnt to beethoven
i love lying so much but i’d probably fail a polygraph test because it’d get me all hot & bothered
preparing to cast a spell by pushing my big starry wizard sleeves up, revealing my absolutely jacked arms & sick tattoos
can you guys please stop taking anything here seriously like my bio literally says “shitposting”
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In Icelandic, another real language, it's ríða í eldhúsinu, yep, riding in the firehouse.
wow! just learned “he is a loser” in dutch is “hij is een cryptobro”. amazing
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@notapostie wait til you see what they call animal breeding
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“spank me, daddy” is “geef me een klap, papa” i’m HOWLING
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