barry (63) @[email protected]

[tearfully] are you calling my life crisis mid???

amab? afab??? nah mate i’m ahab. where the FUCK is that whale

me & the gang posting about our hyperfixations

why does this dracula guy keep emailing me

what’s shadow banning anyway? isn’t that from yugi-oh??

[stares out the window pensively] when will my ability to focus return from the war?

born too late to be a trophy wife
too early for fully automated gay space communism

but just in time 2 be a girlboss 😞

YOLO? god i hope so, i don’t want to do this shit again

do you guys think people from the 1800s or whatever got turnt to beethoven

i love lying so much but i’d probably fail a polygraph test because it’d get me all hot & bothered

preparing to cast a spell by pushing my big starry wizard sleeves up, revealing my absolutely jacked arms & sick tattoos

me & the crew logging on to the mastodon every day

when i finally open my own business

can you guys please stop taking anything here seriously like my bio literally says “shitposting”

wow! just learned “he is a loser” in dutch is “hij is een cryptobro”. amazing

“spank me, daddy” is “geef me een klap, papa” i’m HOWLING