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“fucking in the kitchen” in dutch is “neuken in de keuken” and it’s like…you cannot convince me this is a real language
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@notapostie wait til you see what they call animal breeding
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@notapostie want a more accurate translation?
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@notapostie I love it! 😄
lewd, child abuse
@notapostie translating that back to English, it means something like "slap me hard [in the face] once, dad", with no lewd meaning at all.
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@notapostie this shit made me asexual
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@notapostie
In Icelandic, another real language, it's ríða í eldhúsinu, yep, riding in the firehouse.
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@notapostie Lmaooo I need this in needlepoint
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@oya i would display it in my…keuken
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@notapostie@mastodon.scot Sorry I have to break your bubble, but its 100% accurate! 
re: not lewd but a funny dutch word nevertheless
@notapostie and then there’s the classic OJ: sinaasappelsap. (sina = china/chinese, appel = apple, sap = juice)
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@notapostie I didn't know I needed to know this, but I'm so glad I know now. Neuken in de keuken.... Chef's kiss. 🤣
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“spank me, daddy” is “geef me een klap, papa” i’m HOWLING