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lewd 

“fucking in the kitchen” in dutch is “neuken in de keuken” and it’s like…you cannot convince me this is a real language

lewd 

“spank me, daddy” is “geef me een klap, papa” i’m HOWLING

lewd 

@notapostie wait til you see what they call animal breeding

lewd, child abuse 

@notapostie translating that back to English, it means something like "slap me hard [in the face] once, dad", with no lewd meaning at all.

lewd 

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In Icelandic, another real language, it's ríða í eldhúsinu, yep, riding in the firehouse.

lewd 

@notapostie Lmaooo I need this in needlepoint

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@oya i would display it in my…keuken

lewd 

@notapostie@mastodon.scot Sorry I have to break your bubble, but its 100% accurate! :scared_felix:​​:peek_sage:

re: not lewd but a funny dutch word nevertheless 

@notapostie and then there’s the classic OJ: sinaasappelsap. (sina = china/chinese, appel = apple, sap = juice)

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@notapostie I didn't know I needed to know this, but I'm so glad I know now. Neuken in de keuken.... Chef's kiss. 🤣

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