I certainly didn't expect to read the words "The sow herself is reluctant to be milked" when I got out of bed this morning.
Are YOU reluctant to be milked? The BBC newsdesk team would like to speak to you.
@rodti "I have nipples, Greg. Are you going to milk me?"
@Gargron FETCH MY MILKING MITTENS.
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