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@rodti "I have nipples, Greg. Are you going to milk me?"

I certainly didn't expect to read the words "The sow herself is reluctant to be milked" when I got out of bed this morning.

Are YOU reluctant to be milked? The BBC newsdesk team would like to speak to you.

I’ve just read the Wikipedia article on ‘pig milk’ and not sure how I feel about it.

What's the (preferably open-source, Docker-friendly) network mapping tool du jour? I'd like some pretty pictures of my hilariously elaborate home network setup, but with minimal effort.

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@envgen red hed ched ped, rot hot chot pot, rilli hilli chilli pilli, reppers heppers cheppers peppers

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It's a portmanteau of 'poo' and 'urinals'. Yes I know you worked that out for yourself.

I've still not quite shaken last night's dream in which I revolutionised our daily lives by working out a way to poo standing up.

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How to reproduce:

Human method:
1. Shag someone
2. Give birth
3. Remember not to eat the baby

Date stone beetle method:
1. Lay and hatch eggs
2. Shag first son
3. Eat all sons
4. Lay more eggs
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_s

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*me, going on TV in front of millions of people in 2018* ive invented my own genre of music, i call it Computer Beat, because it is, as far as I know, the first music to ever be made using a computer. its the first time its ever been done

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americans are asleep. make posts with reasonable date formats and units of measurement

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MASTODON.SCOT GEEK ALERT:

If you run an instance and are subscribed to relay.mastodon.scot, please delete and resubscribe. The relay has been updated to use ActivityRelay (git.pleroma.social/pleroma/rel)

Thanks! 😃

MASTODON.SCOT GEEK ALERT:

Updated to v2.6.1! No really!

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2008: The internet will revolutionize TV! No more $100 cable bills, no more paying for channels we never watch; soon we'll only have to pay for what we want!

2018: Here are 20 subscription services, each with 5% of what you want. Please subscribe to all of them for $300 a month.

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MASTODON.SCOT GEEK ALERT:

No _you_ installed v2.6.0rc4 two minutes before v2.6.0 came out.

Instance updated to v2.6.0.

(Hooty tooty toot.)

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