*trying to find cookie recipes online*
'My grandfather was a man of few words. Every Tuesday night we'd visit his house and-'
[12 huge photos of cookies]
'Back then, there were fewer owls'
[6 macro shots of cookies]
'We returned to Birmingham the next day. Of course, this was before Granny's tits fell off-'
*over halfway down the page now*
[5 more cookie pics]
'1. Fuck into a bowl
2. On tray put th
Unusual milks Show more
I'm not vegan or anything, but I don't usually drink milk.
I would however be interested in trying:
1) Pig milk
2) Moth milk
3) Whale milk
@envgen red hed ched ped, rot hot chot pot, rilli hilli chilli pilli, reppers heppers cheppers peppers
How to reproduce:
1. Shag someone
2. Give birth
3. Remember not to eat the baby
Date stone beetle method:
1. Lay and hatch eggs
2. Shag first son
3. Eat all sons
4. Lay more eggs
Never knowingly understood.
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