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I'm already on my fourth unsuccessful attempt to boot from a SteamOS USB stick.


For reasons too dull to explain I have a very small spare PC with a GTX 1060 in it.

I've got this funny feeling this is going to end with my trying SteamOS again, having learned nothing previously.


Four astonishing parps on this enormous brass bastard can mean only one thing.... upgrade to Mastodon v2.6.2.

That is all.

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It should not be this hard to put two GPUs in a single microATX computer

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the neighbors downstairs seem to be making a sound exactly like a freight train. maybe they're uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ummmmm having a freight train

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How does Poirot know the English words for 'dissembling' and 'mendacity' but not the English word for 'yes'?

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*trying to find cookie recipes online*
'My grandfather was a man of few words. Every Tuesday night we'd visit his house and-'
*scroll scroll*
[12 huge photos of cookies]
*scroll scroll*
'Back then, there were fewer owls'
*scroll scroll*
[6 macro shots of cookies]
*scroll scroll*
'We returned to Birmingham the next day. Of course, this was before Granny's tits fell off-'
*scroll scroll*
*over halfway down the page now*
[5 more cookie pics]
'1. Fuck into a bowl
2. On tray put th
3. Hot'

Unusual milks 

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@rodti "I have nipples, Greg. Are you going to milk me?"

I certainly didn't expect to read the words "The sow herself is reluctant to be milked" when I got out of bed this morning.

Are YOU reluctant to be milked? The BBC newsdesk team would like to speak to you.

I’ve just read the Wikipedia article on ‘pig milk’ and not sure how I feel about it.

What's the (preferably open-source, Docker-friendly) network mapping tool du jour? I'd like some pretty pictures of my hilariously elaborate home network setup, but with minimal effort.

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@envgen red hed ched ped, rot hot chot pot, rilli hilli chilli pilli, reppers heppers cheppers peppers

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It's a portmanteau of 'poo' and 'urinals'. Yes I know you worked that out for yourself.

I've still not quite shaken last night's dream in which I revolutionised our daily lives by working out a way to poo standing up.

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How to reproduce:

Human method:
1. Shag someone
2. Give birth
3. Remember not to eat the baby

Date stone beetle method:
1. Lay and hatch eggs
2. Shag first son
3. Eat all sons
4. Lay more eggs

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