Even though I'm not a politician, I'm the most successful politician, ever. I beat the Bush dynasty, the Clinton dynasty, the Obama dynasty, the Kennedy dynasty, the Ming the Merciless dynasty, the Reagan dynasty, the Trudeau dynasty, the Carrington dynasty ... just terrific, how many dynasties I beat.
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My rally in Tulsa was a great success! Any time you can get applause from 6200 yahoos for drinking a glass of water with one hand? #Winning
man goes to his therapist. says he's been pretty sad lately. says he's been having trouble finding the joy in things.
therapist asks him if there have been any times he *has* been happy recently. man thinks for a second, then nods. says he's felt comparatively joyful on his commutes home every night, riding the bus downtown from capitol hill.
therapist closes his notebook and nods. "that makes sense," he says. "bus 10 makes me feel good, too."
Happy Sunday, sir!
Also - it's not a good sign for your political career when you make a sure-to-fail run for president to avoid losing your House seat.
I certainly hope so ...
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