"One thing I know about Evan, no matter how out of it he ever may seem...he is mentally as sharp as they come and he remembers everything. So yeah, we should all be a little nervous! All, meaning all of us sucked into the chaos of the Lemonheads touring juggernaut." - my friend John Strohm, just now, who is a little nervous https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/lemonheads-evan-dando-memoir-rumors-of-my-demise-1079522/
Me: uh oh, did you sign a waiver?
John: No, I did not. I'm just learning via this article.
Me: Misread the title of the article as "Evan Dando Penis Memoir."
LOLOLOLOL good stuff