*I wanna dance with some-bunny!*some-bunny who loves me!
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*~*I wanna dance with some-bunny!*some-bunny who loves me!*~*
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*It's time to shell-ebrate!*There's no hiding from this Easter party!*I hope you have a very hoppy Easter!
*~*It's time to shell-ebrate!*There's no hiding from this Easter party!*I hope you have a very hoppy Easter!*~*
*I carrot wait to see you on Easter!*Have fun celebrating this egg-stra special day!*Hop to it!*It's Easter!
*~*I carrot wait to see you on Easter!*Have fun celebrating this egg-stra special day!*Hop to it!*It's Easter!*~*
I, having just finished French practice for the day, walk into the kitchen. My husband is filling my late grandmother’s egg-shaped salt shaker with salt.
Me: Salut
Him: No, sel. Not salut.
Me: Oui, sel-œuf.
Him: *silence*
Him: FUCK YOU
Alan Watts is in the moment.
Over time, it's Alan Joules.
I've been listening to Stephen King's audiobooks back to back.
I'm Mainelining them.
What did the superconducting Borg say?
Resistance is futile.
Bonus #Joke 1:
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
Bonus #Joke 2:
Did you hear about the over-educated circle?
It had 360°!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Did you hear about the musicians attempt to obtain immortality?
They were trying to stave off the inevitable.
You know what they said about the river that was always flooding?
Dammit.
